...one of the first things i would do?
I would require that all bedding sheet makers in the ENTIRE world be forced to include a tag in the upper right hand corner of the fitted sheet.
The letters would make super easy sense: "URC"= upper right hand corner.
This would save me oodles of time "re-sheeting" because i put the fitted sheet on wrong.
Also, I would probably save a lot of quarters that go into the cuss jar because of said sheet.
i am joni lane, please don't judge me for not saying something awesome like world peace or ending hunger.