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Sunday, October 7, 2012

really, be careful what you wish for...


when you ask, beg, and whine to be included in someone's blog...
and you go to great lengths to train a baby blue-belly lizard to crawl up your pants
just to be blogworthy...

...you have to know it's really going on the blog.
like really really going on the blog.

and you can be really really thankful that someone censored some serious
butt shots just to be classy.
really really classy.

here is a photo story of a photo session i shot yesterday
of a really fun friend, her really fun family, and a really fun lizard.



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Once upon a time there was a friend named Sam,
She got all dressed up one day for milestone pics with my cam...

Quickly she spotted a lizard with a cute blue-belly,
And chased, and chased it 'till it crawled up her pants, woah nelly!

She kicked and screamed, and did a dance,
While sister Tami watched on, and tried to rid the lizard from her pants.
Oh, little lizard, you can't live in Sam's drawers!
So down came the pants, laughter oozing from our pores.
But wait, this story of the free lizard is not complete!
Dear Kennedy decided the lizard was hers for keeps!

She chased and chased just like her mother,
But when Mr. Blue-belly came too close she screamed like no other.

Shaking, screaming, shrieks of terror,
And with mom's convincing she learned her fear was in error.

Mr. Blue-belly headed for the hills,
Scared out of his mind from all these shrieks and shrills.



So beware all you coveters of being blog-story stars,
Watch out what you wish for, some stories leave scars.

Lucky for us, this was full of laughter, tears, and snorts, 
And pants-less moments and mooning of sorts.

And for all of you blue-belly lizards out there,
Stay out of pants, you've been warned....beware.



i am and i've been watching too much dr. suess.

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